Thursday, July 22, 2010

Unicorns smell like death


For years people have been wondering what a unicorn smells like because no one can find one because they don't exist. But our scientographers at ScienceFactz™ decided that we would make our own unicorn. We did a dangerous procedure on a horse and attached a horn to it. This involved knocking it out with a blunt object (we used a bullet) and then taking one of the Horses hear bones and placing it in his head. This killed the horse but sense we ran out of money we couldn't buy a new one and we had to test the smell of our unicorn. It smelt like death.

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