Friday, July 23, 2010

Table Legs are Anti-Gravity devices


The table is one of life's mysteries because somehow a large platform is able to laugh at gravity and stay levitated in the air without falling. Many people wonder how this mystical "table" is able to laugh in Isaac Newtons face as say "F.U" to gravity. Our top Scientographers at ScienceFactz™ have discovered how the table is able to do this. Apparently a man named Jerome Jones (32700bc-14ad) traveled to the future (we like he went to the year 69,420ad) and found these devices called table legs. He simple attached them to his table and it defied gravity. We tested this theory by using our ScienceFactz™ to travel to 69,420 to get our own "table legs". When we returned to whatever year this is we attached our table legs to a table and by our astonishment it floated in the air defying gravity.

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