Cotton comes from clouds

Many people in this world use cotton every day, whether it be part of their apparel, personal hygiene or endangered animal poaching. Even though it's part of our daily life we still think it comes from the cotton plant because they share the same name. This is false, cotton comes from clouds. How do I know this? Because you cannot wear a plant. Have you ever taken a plant out of the ground and tried to wear it for more than a day? No because the plant will die. But clouds never die, that's why they look so fluffy. You may be asking right you self right now "what proof does this guy have?" Well our top scientographers at ScienceFactz(tm)did a simple test with a cotton sweater. We took a cotton sweater and dunked it in watter and then hung it up. By our amazement drops of water fell from the sweater much like rain from a cloud. When we tried this with a cotton plant it turned into a snake and snaked™ away.