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Asbestos is harmless and in fact it is healthier than lettuce

Many people are mislead by warnings about asbestos, that fact is it doesn't even give you cancer and is healthier than most vegetables. I've lived in a house full of asbestos for years and I'm stronger than most kinder gardeners which means that it isn't affecting my health. When I told the scientographers at Science Factz™ LLC about this we all decided to do a test. We had test subject #1 eat 5 pounds of asbestos while test subject #2 ate a bunch of lettuce and tested how long they slept. The reason we did this is because in nature the stronger animal sleeps longer i.e lions sleep longer than humans because they are stronger. Test subject #2 woak up after a 2 hour nap which means that he is weaker while test subject #1 is still in a deep sleep, so deep that he hasn't awaken since the experiment. That means my theory was right and made Test Subject #1 stronger.


Our regards go out to test subject #1's family. (He slept so long that he stoped breathing and died) RIP test subject#1

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Wood is solid Gasoline

For many yeas we have been using wood as a fuel for fire so we can obtain "heat". But no one really knows where wood comes from. Our top Scientographers at ScienceFactz™ LLC decided to test several raw materials to see where wood comes from. We gathered up eight non solid objects to put in our fire chamber to test which one was flammable. We decided that the eight objects would be the element evil, gasoline, water, the Internet,  ice tea, wind, Glen Beck, and a ghost. After putting each one in  a fire bath for 74 days the only one which caught on fire (like wood) was gasoline. To make sure that there wasn't any bits off wood in the gas that may of caused it to set on fire we traveled to the Gulf of Mexico to get pure gasoline strait from the ground and decided to freeze it in our freezer. Three days later when we opened the ScienceFactz™ LLC freezer we found a plank of wood concluding our experiment.