Wood is solid Gasoline

For many yeas we have been using wood as a fuel for fire so we can obtain "heat". But no one really knows where wood comes from. Our top Scientographers at ScienceFactz™ LLC decided to test several raw materials to see where wood comes from. We gathered up eight non solid objects to put in our fire chamber to test which one was flammable. We decided that the eight objects would be the element evil, gasoline, water, the Internet,  ice tea, wind, Glen Beck, and a ghost. After putting each one in  a fire bath for 74 days the only one which caught on fire (like wood) was gasoline. To make sure that there wasn't any bits off wood in the gas that may of caused it to set on fire we traveled to the Gulf of Mexico to get pure gasoline strait from the ground and decided to freeze it in our freezer. Three days later when we opened the ScienceFactz™ LLC freezer we found a plank of wood concluding our experiment.