Asbestos is harmless and in fact it is healthier than lettuce

Many people are mislead by warnings about asbestos, that fact is it doesn't even give you cancer and is healthier than most vegetables. I've lived in a house full of asbestos for years and I'm stronger than most kinder gardeners which means that it isn't affecting my health. When I told the scientographers at Science Factz™ LLC about this we all decided to do a test. We had test subject #1 eat 5 pounds of asbestos while test subject #2 ate a bunch of lettuce and tested how long they slept. The reason we did this is because in nature the stronger animal sleeps longer i.e lions sleep longer than humans because they are stronger. Test subject #2 woak up after a 2 hour nap which means that he is weaker while test subject #1 is still in a deep sleep, so deep that he hasn't awaken since the experiment. That means my theory was right and made Test Subject #1 stronger.


Our regards go out to test subject #1's family. (He slept so long that he stoped breathing and died) RIP test subject#1